Siri Answer:: The Apple iPad.
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Siri Answer:: I’m just trying to help you.
Siri Answer:: Oh stop.
Siri Answer:: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
Siri Answer:: Oh, stop.
Siri Answer:: Cydia has some awesome apps for the iPad.
Siri Answer:: “Motherfucker”…that has a nice ring to it.
Siri Answer:: Life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity and continual change preceding death.